Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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