An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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