oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
