I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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