So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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