P.S. I can't hear my feet
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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