I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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