did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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