i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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