omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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