I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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