Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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