people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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