I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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