Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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