As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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