it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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