Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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