On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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