so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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