I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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