Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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