Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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