maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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