I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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