The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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