I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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