I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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