ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
It's not a walk of shame if you run
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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