last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Randomize
