please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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