If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I would fuck him just for his dog
how drunk are you?
Several
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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