how hairy? two words: wookie tits
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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