shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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