: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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