We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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