So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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