it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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