I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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