no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
