I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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