yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
