Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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