let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
3pm strippers are depressing
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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