i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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