I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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