i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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