what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I need moral support for this bender
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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