She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
And then he peed in my hair
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