We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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