What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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