Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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