worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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