She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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