you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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