She's JV to your varsity
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
babies were throwing up all over the place
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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